i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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