Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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