State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Come share oat with me in your robe
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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