I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
