Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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