So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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