I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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