Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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