Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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