I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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