yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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