Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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