gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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