Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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