do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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