thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
fuck your aforementioned shoe
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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