youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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