Christians are straight up FREAKS
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
