i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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