sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
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I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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