I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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