My room smells like vodka and shame
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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