tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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