You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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