I cockslap morals
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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