Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Randomize