none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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