i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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