You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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