is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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