Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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