Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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