similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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