dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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