if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
