none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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