i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I've blown a few things in my day
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
