I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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