I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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