I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i think i scared a bird with my dick
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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