i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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