I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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