So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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