Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He literally asked permission to hit on me
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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