Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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