i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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