Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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