i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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