That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
