It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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