when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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