Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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