just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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