I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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