so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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